The Dugout
By Nick - 8-24-07
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**OnlineHost** Welcome to Little League World Series Chat!

charlie_hustle: Nothin' like a day at the park. I tell ya' there's just somethin' about watching these kids that just makes me appreciate it more.
charlie_hustle: They play with such vigor and passion. They love this game like I love this game. I wish I had that kinda youth.
GirlsAintSoBad: /drops fly ball
GirlsAintSoBad: /cries

/slams glove on thigh
charlie_hustle: How do things get so bad? There's a lot we could learn from these kids.
GirlsAintSoBad: /boots ground ball
GirlsAintSoBad: /goes into hysterics

/vomits on second base
charlie_hustle: God I miss that.
Don_TexA&M: Hey who do you think is gonna win?
charlie_hustle: What? Who cares it's pure baseball. You can't beat that.
Don_TexA&M: Yeah but healthy competition is part of that. Who do ya got?
charlie_hustle: Alright then I'll take Texas. They got fight!
Don_TexA&M: Great, I'll take Oregon at +1.5 for 5k.
charlie_hustle: Whoa now slick-o I ain't bettin' I just came to watch.
Don_TexA&M: Alright, and you want this to be exciting? What makes sports more exciting?
charlie_hustle: Gamblin'.
charlie_hustle: no um tobacco steroids lou piniella
Don_TexA&M: No way. A deal's a deal.
  **Online Host** Texas has won 8-2
Don_TexA&M: SHIT

OH SHIT MAN
Don_TexA&M: There's no way I can scrounge up that kind of cash! Dude you gotta believe me man I just don't have it.
charlie_hustle: That's fine.
Don_TexA&M: What, so you can cut off my thumb? Is that why it's fine? Well just take it!

/lops off thumb with chisel
charlie_hustle: Ohhhhhhhhhh

Well I uh
Don_TexA&M: Not good enough for ya? You want me dead don't you. I guess I'll just help you out then.

/jumps into kiddie pool with generator
  **Online Host** Don_TexA&M has been killed in a horrific pool accident. Police are still investigating
LadyCop: So then what?
charlie_hustle: He just kind of went nutso and jumped in there with it.
LadyCop: Just as I thought.
LadyCop: You have engaged in a variety of acts which have insaned Donaghy, and you must now live with the consequences of those acts.
charlie_hustle: Why do I have the urge to punch you in the nose?

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