**Online Host** Welcome to the Arizona Diamondbacks Front Office Chat! |
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TheHouseCallasponMe: die mothafucka! you fuckin die! /attempts to break restraints |
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SideByrnes: Can we put another pair of handcuffs on him or something? I don't really think this is safe. |
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LadyCop: Nah I think we're fine. |
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TheHouseCallasponMe: i swear bitch first thing i do once i bust these cuffs im gonna bash ya fuckin skull in with a box a ritzes |
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LadyCop: Whoa wait a second what'd you just say? |
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TheHouseCallasponMe: said shut ya fuckin snout before i spit acid in ya face or somethin |
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LadyCop: Oh, that's funny. I could've sworn... |
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SideByrnes: Alright, the other general managers should be here any minute. I'm going to go wait for them at the front door chat room. Just make sure he doesn't get loose, alright? I want to make him look somewhat presentable for these guys. |
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LadyCop: So what'd you do? |
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TheHouseCallasponMe: first i told that bitch a mine to shut the fuck up but she aint shuttin up so i slice er face |
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LadyCop: Oh. Oh Jesus. |
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TheHouseCallasponMe: yeah i know right so then my sons like "daddy please stop" cryin an shit so i called him a pussy an threw him against his headboard |
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TheHouseCallasponMe: i forget what happened friday but my dumbshit wife musta said somethin stupid cuz all i remember is punchin her and stompin on her |
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TheHouseCallasponMe: i swear ima do the same to you bitch if you dont get me some damn grits |
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LadyCop: Wait....are you?..... |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: im anything you want me to be |
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LadyCop: Ooooooooooooooo |
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LadyCop: Listen, this is going to sound crazy, but can I |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: i thought youd never ask |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: bitch |
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LadyCop: /unlocks handcuffs |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: now we can be together forever |
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SideByrnes: Ok it looks like everyone is running a little late so OH MY GOD |
| **Online Host** TheHouseCallasponMe is choking and punching LadyCop while smiling ear to ear | |
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LadyCop: So...this...is love |
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