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Welcome to the Boston Red Sox Chatroom!
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OrtizItThisOne: Advice number one: Do NOT strike out Ortizinator. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i dunno home-bo thats gonna be in contra diction to my natch in-stincts |
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OrtizItThisOne: Ideally, if we're on the same team, you won't ever pitch to me in a game, so if you're trying to strike me out, you're doing it wrong. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: sleep with one eye open
exit light enter night
off to never never land big ploppy
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OrtizItThisOne: augh, you're doing it wrong |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: advice number fore help me hook up this gayme |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: thats a basketball you mung |
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KingOfPap: looool |
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StompinInTimlins: DON'T BE FRAID TO SHOOT THE OUTSIDE JAY, MAN |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: manny takes it to the hold /charges Papelbon |
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KingOfPap: o no |
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MannyTheTorpedoes has charged the lane, went down on one knee, flipped a somersault, and crashed into KingOfPap
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MannyTheTorpedoes: /puts up sky hook
/ball becomes inflated before leaving hands |
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StompinInTimlins: WHOA THAT WAS SOME TOM CHAMBERS NOISE RIGHT THERE
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MannyTheTorpedoes: manny keying manny |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: what the bitch is everybody on this team a grade-a retard |
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F4rnsw0rth_b3ntl3y: No, this is just our free spirit! We grow our hair, we make mistakes, but unlike those bastards in New York, we play for the love of the game. |
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OrtizItThisOne: When Damon played here he was a wild-eyed rebel. In New York he's some kind of weird Genesis "Land of Confusion" puppet. |
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F4rnsw0rth_b3ntl3y: In New York you had to conform to what the media MADE of you. In Boston, you're free to grow a mohawk or sit around pissing or playing X-Box! No big! |
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OrtizItThisOne: In New York, the fans turn on you in an INSTANT. In Boston, they at least wait until you're gone. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: why did you feel it necessary to bring mookie farnsworth to boston, he coulda hated the fucken yankees from new york |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: but
but you know
it feels comfertable here
like i can finally be myself |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: hey guys you wanna play some videa games?? |
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KingOfPap: shore !!!! !!! |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: fun tiems |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: awesome i love videa games, while we play we can talk about our legacies and how we are the best! Anybody got one of those green hats? |
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F4rnsw0rth_b3ntl3y: /crosses arms
/smiles devilishly
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OrtizItThisOne: Hey, does anybody else smell ginger root? |
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The entire chatroom has begUn to rumble.
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F4rnsw0rth_b3ntl3y: what the
NO! NOT NOW! |
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PECOTA: RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
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PECOTA! has burst up through the floor of the chatroom with flaming aplomb!
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F4rnsw0rth_b3ntl3y: hisssss |
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PECOTA: FARNSWORTH! EXPOSE YOURSELF! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: haha wholly shit you guys the mystical protractor of baseballs innocence wants to see my clamdigger |
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PECOTA: NOT YOU
THE OTHER ONE |
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F4rnsw0rth_b3ntl3y: NEVER!!! |
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StompinInTimlins: /interjects |
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PECOTA: FATALITY! |
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StompinInTimlins has been uppercutted through the ceiling. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: oh green beans
/switches hats |
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F4rnsw0rth_b3ntl3y: kurrgggkkkkk ka ka ka ka ka ka |
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get_in_mirabelli: Hey, you aren't a Red Sock, what're you doing in our- |
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PECOTA: FATALITY! |
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get_in_mirabelli has been thrown through the Green Monster and onto the hood of a car
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PECOTA: SCOURGE! YOUR TIME! HAS COME!
THE POWER! OF PECOTA COMPELS YOU! |
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F4rnsw0rth_b3ntl3y: kA KA KA KA KAAAAAAARREAARGGHHHH /TRANSFORM
/TRANSFORM
/TRANSFORM |
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F4rnsw0rth_b3ntl3y: REEEEEEEEEEE
P E C O T A A A A A
Y O U F O O L |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: hahaha what the fuckkkkk |
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PECOTA: I SHALL NOT FALL! /dives headfirst toward monster |
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PECOTA and
F4rnsw0rth_b3ntl3y are engaged in a harrowing life and death struggle. |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: hol on crazy wraith manny will halp you
airplang attack gooo
whoooshhh |
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OrtizItThisOne: uh, Manny, you just stand over here with me and do earmuffs until I tell you to stop, 'kay? |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: /does earmuffs |
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F4rnsw0rth_b3ntl3y: D I E E E E
/uses icey death touch |
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PECOTA: BLAST! /falls backwards |
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The front of PECOTA's uniform has been destroyed, and smoke is flowing from his exposed chest.
F4rnsw0rth_b3ntl3y is trying to escape! |
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PECOTA: KYLE! THE BEAST IS TRYING! TO ESCAPE! USE YOUR |
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PECOTA: OH YOU'RE DOING IT ALREADY
OKAY THAT WORKS |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth has charged and is now beating the hell out of F4rnsw0rth_b3ntl3y.
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth is still beating the hell out of F4rnsw0rth_b3ntl3y.
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth is really beating the hell out of F4rnsw0rth_b3ntl3y. |
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PECOTA: OKAY YOU CAN PROBABLY STOP NOW |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /punches the shit out of kidneys
and this is for fucken up my wistful memories |
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PECOTA: THE BROTHER! I HAVE COME HERE TODAY TO ASK! OF YOU A GREAT FAVOR
EVERY THOUSAND YEARS! OUR UNIVERSE IS! SHADOWED BY- |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: if you stop screamen evry fourth word and get me the damn out of boston forever i will do whatever you want |
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PECOTA: UH OKAY SURE |
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PECOTA: CHOOSE THE HAT THAT DEFINES YOU AND STEP INTO THIS HUMOROUSLY SMALL SIDECAR FASTENED TO THE SIDE OF! MY MYSTICAL CYCLE |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: you got it pecooter /switches hats |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: let's roll |
