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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: so it begins |
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F4rnsw0rth_b3ntl3y: is it "trouble" or "double trouble," I can't remember |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: the prodgical son, the good samaritan, the rib of my flesh has returnt... and as fortolt on the insides of the bible kane shall rise up to smote the cowartly abel with the tombed-stone an covet his figs, or whateve- |
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F4rnsw0rth_b3ntl3y: what're you talking about, I show up regularly to see how you're doing and try to get you to come over to my team and play with me |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: come again shortcake
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F4rnsw0rth_b3ntl3y: What about back when you were playing for the Cubs? |
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j3FF_F4rnsw0rth: hey kyle farnsworth this is jeff farnsworth our names are both farnsworth we should pitch for the same team |
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kyl3_F4rnsw0rth: fuckk offffff |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: maybe you were tolt to fuck it off because you had a toothpaste logo on yer hat |
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F4rnsw0rth_b3ntl3y: we were the mouse that never roared |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: suck a youppi's dick |
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F4rnsw0rth_b3ntl3y: hey buddy guess what, i got a gig pitching in the minors for the chicago white sox!!!! no more pitching to the backstop in olympic stadium |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: olympic stadium
is that where they playt the olympics |
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F4rnsw0rth_b3ntl3y: i think they did the opening and closing ceremonies there
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: oly shit that is patheticccc
news flash tom tucker i play for the detroit tigers an when people say who is your tiger they are talken about mwah
we are worlt series bounded this year an are destinied to be champions |
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F4rnsw0rth_b3ntl3y: well the white sox won it all last year |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: patheticccc stop liven in the past what are you the younger doc brown |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: fallen off the commode, tryen to find the secrets of the universe |
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F4rnsw0rth_b3ntl3y: even in the National League I followed you, trying to get your attention |
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F4rnsw0rth_b3ntl3y: Kyle, I'm back in the bigs. I'm pitching with the Phillies. If you want, we could... |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: hahah somebody pisst all over yer cap |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: way to wear a hat piss-pot-pete, try playen for a team that doesnt have 100,000,000 losses |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: an now you play for the bostong red sox, gg jiff |
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F4rnsw0rth_b3ntl3y: And that's what brings me here today. Kyle, you and I are a living, breathing SYMBOL of Baseball's Biggest Rivalry. |
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F4rnsw0rth_b3ntl3y: A Yankee. A Red Sock. Brothers? |
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DoctorProctor: In Christ's eyes we're ALL brothers! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: shut up, scott |
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F4rnsw0rth_b3ntl3y: It doesn't matter. Because right now, on the Yankees, you mean nothing. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: boy i swurr |
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F4rnsw0rth_b3ntl3y: Face it. You used to be a hotshot with a fiery temper, and now you're a faceless cog in the Evil machine. People can't tell you apart from Sean Henn. The only difference is that you shaved your head for fraternity and nobody followed suit. |
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F4rnsw0rth_b3ntl3y: If you leave the Yankees and come pitch for the Sawks, you will be tipping the scales of baseball's biggest rivalry and striking a blow straight into the heart of the beast. |
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F4rnsw0rth_b3ntl3y: and it'll be the first strike you've thrown in months. |
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Gato: Ouch. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: shut up
i throw a lot of strikes
they just dont always get all the way to the catcher |
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F4rnsw0rth_b3ntl3y: No team wants to keep you. Your best friends leave you. Soon, this will all be at an end. |
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F4rnsw0rth_b3ntl3y: Join me, and we can rule the AL East together! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /removes hip eyeglasses
/rubs forehead |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: pitchen with my bro
with not my bro
pitchen with not my bro
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i have always wisht to pitch with not my bro... |
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Gato: What're you going to do, Kyle? |
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DoctorProctor: eep! What a story of intrigue! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: nobody gives a rip what you think scott, not even a rip
i...
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F4rnsw0rth_b3ntl3y: /smiles slyly |
