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OohThatSnell: Now... bring me that horizon. /takes a three-hitter into the seventh inning |
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RollinsBand: they're getting away, skipper! What do we do? |
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manuel_labor: GRRRR, and they've got the chest what contains me heart! FIRE THE CANNONS |
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RollinsBand: FIRE THE CANNONS /pulls some ropes or something |
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PutYourZachsUp: wait they have cannons |
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OohThatSnell: Yeah, but they're the Phillies. They look like they're going to blow you up, but they only aim it right once every 90 years. They're good, but not exactly Athletic. |
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AbreuInHalf: /fires cannonball straight up into air, ball lands on head; out for season |
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Dastardly_and_Utleyf: /fires cannonball at own team |
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PutYourZachsUp: Whew, for a second there I thought they were going to mess up the "Love Straight Line" I've got going with Keira Knightley. |
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OohThatSnell: I also love her, so it's more like a triangle. |
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jack_sparrow: now bugger off fancy a snog english jargon english jargon
capn jack wilson's love makes this a love rectangle, savvy |
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**Online Host** Hours later... |
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BayBayKid: I also have a deep love for actress Keira Knightley, making our situation a Love Penrose Tile. I believe. |
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jack_sparrow: when jack wilson is off screen other players should be asking "where's jack wilson?" |
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manuel_labor: /smashes crab arm against table |
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OohThatSnell: oh right this sea hag wants his heart back |
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BayBayKid: Then I guess he shouldn't have traded away Jim Thome. |
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manuel_labor: /flails jowls around menacingly
RELEASE THE KRACKEN |
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OohThatSnell: AH, RUN |
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MCKRACKEN: SPLOOOOOSHHH /emerges from the depths of the sea |
