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Coach_ProtectTheEmployee: Joe, when you play the Washington Nationals you're putting your life on the line, so if you aren't ready to come off the DL, you let me know, I'll understand.
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Coach_ProtectTheEmployee: To do differently would be in ignorance of my Hippocratic Oath and a betrayal of my AIM user name.
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my_morneau_jacket: yeah I never got your screen name |
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Coach_ProtectTheEmployee: oh, well, I am Coach Gardenhire. "Guardin' Hire." "protect the employee." Get it? |
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my_morneau_jacket: kind of |
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Coach_ProtectTheEmployee: how do you "kind of" get it
I never got your screen name either, wtf is that |
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my_morneau_jacket: uuuuhhhh it's a band name
maybe you've heard of their hit records like "The Tennessee Fire" or "Early Recordings: Chapter 1: The Sandworm Cometh"
how can you not know that |
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LawnMauer: Yeah Ron how could you not know who My Morning Jacket is, every young person these days has an Early Recordings Chapter 1 The Sandworm Cometh poster on their bedroom wall, right between the clown lamp and the Leon Lett Fathead. |
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my_morneau_jacket: whatever, Joe, why don't you go back on the disabled list |
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LawnMauer: Your Mom's on the disabled list! |
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my_morneau_jacket: My Mom is in a wheelchair! |
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LawnMauer: yeah and she's been on the disabled list for twenty years |
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Coach_ProtectTheEmployee: Boys, boys! We've got to beat 'dem Nationals! Joe, put on your protective mask. |
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LawnMauer: /puts on facemask
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my_morneau_jacket: we get good parking when we go to the mall  |
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my_morneau_jacket: hey waitaminute why is Mauer wearing a protective mask? I thought he hurt his quad!
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Coach_ProtectTheEmployee: He did, but we don't want him damaging his beautiful face during the game. |
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LawnMauer: Handsome fighters never lose a battle! |
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my_morneau_jacket: but I- |
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LawnMauer: Do I want to hear Mor? Neau. |
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Coach_ProtectTheEmployee: Ha! Now that would make a great AIM name! |
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my_morneau_jacket: |
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LawnMauer: Now for my triumphant return to behind the plate... bring on the Nationals! Who's up first? |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: skip makin me wear boxin gloves so i caint smoke crack durin the game
fa my protection, ya feel me
/punches the hell out of LawnMauer |
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LawnMauer: *mask breaks* AAAH MY BEAUTIFUL FACEEE /collapses |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: get up you wimp |
