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VerlanderlayIndustries: Gary, why are there so few Africo-American peoples in the Major Leagues? |
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Kiss_The_Sheff: Sheffield has theory why fewer blacks play MLB |
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VerlanderlayIndustries: oh good /takes out spiral notebook with "racial theories" written on front in sharpie /takes out Dixon Ticonderoga |
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Kiss_The_Sheff: please direct your attention to the black board |
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VerlanderlayIndustries: gulp |
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Kiss_The_Sheff: /writes on board in colored chalk
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Kiss_The_Sheff:
you feel me so far |
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VerlanderlayIndustries: *writing fast* white.... mother.... is it okay if I write "effer?" |
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Kiss_The_Sheff: also, never cancel something inside a radical with something outside of it, or else I will beat your wonda bread ass |
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VerlanderlayIndustries: double gulp! so looking ahead, I have |
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Kiss_The_Sheff: wrong if your dukes mayonnaise lookin ass did this you would be canceling a real street nigga with what you tryin to say justin you tryin to say is that what you tryin to say |
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VerlanderlayIndustries: Heavens, no! |
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Kiss_The_Sheff: aight den the general plan for reducing the radicand is to remove any opressive powers. we are only considering square here, so what we are looking for is any factor that is a perfect square |
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VerlanderlayIndustries: /looks down at paper /erases /looks down at paper |
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VerlanderlayIndustries: at the bottom of my paper I wrote the word "maths" and drew a star around it I don't think I'm following, Gary. |
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Kiss_The_Sheff: let me apply this shit to real life |
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Kiss_The_Sheff: first I'm going to ask a mexican man with a black face to fetch me a sunkist excuse me, eulogio de la cruz |
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Kiss_The_Sheff: /clicks tongue ay you yu-gi-oh |
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FuneralOnAShip: yase /nods /blankly stares |
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Kiss_The_Sheff: ay man go bring me a sunkist |
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FuneralOnAShip: /stares blankly /smiles; nods |
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Kiss_The_Sheff: a sunkist nigga /pantomimes with hands a suuuun kiiiiiist |
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FuneralOnAShip: /nods si, si /lowers head, rushes out of room |
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Kiss_The_Sheff: see, in a moment i will have a freshly kist carbonated drank |
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VerlanderlayIndustries:
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Kiss_The_Sheff: now watch what happen when the same request is made to a black face that speaks english |
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Kiss_The_Sheff: ay yo morcus |
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the_song_remains_the_Thames: sup son |
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Kiss_The_Sheff: grab me a sunkist homey |
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the_song_remains_the_Thames: ay fuck you nigga get ya own sunkist /clicks tongue nigga why you tryin to play me |
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VerlanderlayIndustries: /scribbles furiously |
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VerlanderlayIndustries: So in the equation, if the ongoing struggle of the black man in America = 16, then
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Kiss_The_Sheff: yup |
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VerlanderlayIndustries: What a satisfying, radical equation! |
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Kiss_The_Sheff: Where I'm from, you can't control us. You might get a guy to do it that way for a while because he wants to benefit, but in the end, he is going to go back to being who he is. And that's a person that you're going to talk to with respect, you're going to talk to like a man. |
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VerlanderlayIndustries: Where do you come from? |
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Kiss_The_Sheff: florida |
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fLORIdA: he's right, it is nigh impossible to control black men in Florida |
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fLORIdA: pffffff hahahahaha |
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fLORIdA: now if you turn to page 40 in your text book you will see how to use the Pythagorean Theorem to get traded to seven different teams because nobody likes talking to you |
for all real brothers 
if both x and y are non-negative, and
if both x and y are non-negative, and y is not some white motherfucker up in my face trying to tell me what to do
