The Dugout
By B - 12-30-06
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Trey Griffey

KidGriffey: deddy deddy come play wit me an the robosapien

Robosapien ROBOSAPIEN: beeoooowwww /moves arms up and down at cost of hundreds of dollars
Kid Griff

Elijah_Price: This is just like when my Dad played with me, only instead of Robosapien we had Jay Buhner.

Kid Griff

Elijah_Price: He could vomit on command and had the lowest stolen base percentage in history. Then he fell completely off of the face of the Earth.

What can this thing do?

Trey Griffey

KidGriffey: dance burp karate chop give a high five and listen for intruders

Kid Griff

Elijah_Price: Wow wee! Robosapien, give me a high five!

Robosapien

ROBOSAPIEN: /gives high five

**Online Host**
ROBOSAPIEN has broken Elijah_Price's hand.

Kid Griff

Elijah_Price: AAAH AAAAH

Robosapien

ROBOSAPIEN: /listens for intruders

Trey Griffey

KidGriffey: deddy your hand

robosapien can learn stuff i will learn him not to high five you so hard next time

Trey Griffey

KidGriffey: robosapien NO, NO robosapien, no high fives for deddy, he is made of brittle

Robosapien ROBOSAPIEN: /learns "no high fives for daddy"
Kid Griff

Elijah_Price: *clutching wrist* Thank goodness we don't have games until Spring Training so this, uh heh heh, this unfortunate accident can clear itself up!

Kid Griff Elijah_Price: and that'll give me a chance to buy thicker shoes, so the blades of grass don't pierce my feet
Trey Griffey KidGriffey: deddy
Kid Griff Elijah_Price: Yes, Trey?
Trey Griffey

KidGriffey: why did you name me "trey"

Kid Griff Elijah_Price: Because my father was "Ken Griffey," I am "Ken Griffey Jr," and you are the third Ken Griffey, so your name is "Trey." Like three! Get it?
Trey Griffey KidGriffey: deddy your jaw popped off explaining that to me an im scared because i think you might deserve it
Robosapien ROBOSAPIEN: /learns to stop taking Ken Griffey Jr. seriously